Description

Serve up satire with a side of steak. This engraved wooden cutting board features a cheeky alien chef filleting a wide-eyed cow—flipping conspiracy lore into culinary comedy. Whether you’re prepping dinner or prepping for disclosure, this board brings laughs to the kitchen and conversation to the table.

• Premium wood with laser-engraved artwork
• Original illustration: alien chef + surprised cow
• Food-safe, durable, and easy to clean
• Perfect for BBQ lovers, sci-fi fans, and anyone with a taste for the absurd

Approximate Dimensions: 12″ x 8″
Care: Hand wash only. Do not microwave (even if you’re from another plane)

Want to design your own and make a personalized gift. We have got you covered. You can create custom version of this product at our main custom laser engraving and personalized imprinting shop – Uncharted Creators.